A Great SMS《女人与（车）》

I receive a damn funny sms yesteday which descibe different ages female with different kinds of cars.

This might be offensive towards female ( sorry !! =.=" )

And for those who dun understand chinese, please go and "hire" a translator

《女人与（车）》

女孩（模型车）可看不可用
少女（展览车）好看不许用
老婆（私家车）只许自己用
情妇（无牌车）只能偷偷用
酒女（计程车）有钱就搭用
妓女（巴士车）每天多人用
人妖（电单车）前后能使用
老妇（老爷车）常坏不敢用